We’re not that far away, the Muslim and the Christian

English: Mr. Mohamed Badia -General Guide of M...

We aren’t that far away from the phenomenon in the Rakhine state and the Sinai. We have been spooked. We have been eating the same food of a religious chauvinism as much as they do, the Rohingya and the Buddhists, the Coptic and the Islamic fundamentalists in the Al-Ikwan Muslimin of Muslim Brotherhood, the DAP evangelists and Perkasa fundamentalists, and the PAS extremists. Soon, most of you will have amputated legs as the result of it, a similar cure for diabetes or, perhaps, worst, death.

Josep Marino, the Archbishop from Vatican, is as good as Father Matthew Awad, a Coptic Orthodox Christian who mourned the death of hundred of his followers in Alexandria. But Mr Josep is different from that of Matthew, he brings a germ that will cause a new disease, religion chauvinism, into this country.

Father Matthew was accused of converting Muslims to Christianity, and when the revolution occurred in 2011, he was a famous man, among the Coptic, as almost all Islamist fundamentalists in Alexandria were looking for him.

He was lucky, but not Maldy Laway Habib, a 59-year-old elderly of a church, found in a grave a week after being shot down.

In his own words, Father Matthew said that Muslim fundamentalists were killing their parents, the elderly, kidnapped their women, and burned their churches. Does it sound similar happening in the Rakhine province?. He said, since the revolution, Coptic like he had to live in fear of their lives. He had been forced to live apart from his family because of his faith. Today he lives in Brighton, UK.

Others in El Arishi, in the Sinai province, are not so lucky like Father Matthew. They were accused of siding the Egyptian army in the recent 3 July coup. They were hunted and killed every day since then.

The growing anti Muslim Brotherhood in Eygpt as it were is the result of a change in the mindset of people around the world. The people of UAE, and the masses of Middle East. They thought of making the Muslim Brotherhood a terrorist group.

Back in our own nation, the religion chauvinism disease has been diagnosed. Persons the like of Vivian, Alvin, Hannah Yeoh, Ibrahim Ali, Namwewe, Nga Ko Ming, on one side, and Dr Hassan Ali, Nassarudin, and many more on the other side, we are all being spooked. Time will tell you, then who among us will have  our legs amputated to cure this disease. We must not wait until some of us were wiped out as the Rohingya in the Rakhine province. This is a dangerous disease, worse than HIV.

Mat Ell, the burger seller man.  (Author)

Overlook, or never look

Since a new person has taken over the post of VC at UiTM there are few cases of “overlook”, latest the overlook over the fate of Ibrahim Ali‘s award, if there was any.

Previous overlook was on admission of new students into various fields and later thrown out as unfit to be enrolled due to the administration’s “overlook” the letter of offers from UPU.

Obviously there will probably more “overlooks” in all matters relating to UiTM because our new VC prefers top students so that all firms will do far better than those firms managed by CEOs who were previously “produced” by other VCs ; student affairs or administrative matters .

Probably we need to overlook the new function of VC of all universities to find out the reasons for the frequent overlooks and to decide whether it was a never look affair or what was it.

Talking about look: never look, wet look, dry look, stumbleupon look, and pukimaklook. All are overlook.

Betul betul punya demostrasi, bawa senapang dan M16, ini aku hendak ikut, main lah

Jangan ikut Anuuar Ibrahim dan Ambiga berdemostrasi, kerana itu demostrasi main-main jer lah kan. Hanya hendak try acu cuba test sahaja. Dan sekiranya dapat point atau mileage politik semasa melakukan nya lagi lah tambah point.

Pemuda UMNO pun buat, dan ketua nya dapat endorsement dari PM, walaupun PM kata kita tidak perlu ikut cara sebodoh semacam itu dan harus mementingkan demokrasi berparlimen dari demokrasi jalanan.

Lihat lihat kan bayangan Ibrahim Ali yang teguh dengan arahan mahkamah saya rasa karaker dia ini lebih berperinsip menjaga undang undang, walaupun ramai marah beliau kerana menganggap dia hanya cekap bercakap tetapi diam diri dihari itu, dari karakter Khairy  yang mendapat sedikit “pat on the back” oleh PM hari ini.

Sultan Selangor dan YDP Agong pun marah buat hal semacam itu, bukan semua orang tidak tahu. Tetapi siapa ikut?

Tidak ada siapa endah, dan apa yang Sultan Selangor dan YDP Agong boleh buat keatas mereka. Setahu saya, ketua negara ini boleh melakukan “corrective measures” dengan mengarah kementerian dalam negeri mengambil tindakan undang-undang keatas semua perlaku, termasuk Khairy.

Jikalau tiada apa-apa berlaku, untuk hidup bahagia di negara ini, kita sebagai rakyat biasa dan mempunyai hak memilih didalam pilihan raya nanti berhak memilih dan mengenepikan kesemua para pemimpin yang tidak berperinsip dan melanggar undang-undang yang telah diarahkan oleh ketua negara kita seperti dari Sultan Sultan dan Agong. Ini saya faham sebagai demokrasi berparlimen yang kita amalkan.

Jikalau tiada perubahan juga setelah semua ini terjadi dan negara didalam kucar kacir kerana sisipan kuasa luar dan kehidupan kita terumbang ambing kerana ditipu oleh para pemimpin yang tamak, seharusnya kita semua kena berdemostrasi betul-betul mengawal kedudukan hak kita sebagai peribumi, dan semasa itu baru lah kita tahu adakah kita berani atau pun tidak. Ala, jikalau semacam sastrawan negara tenguk wanita rebah dan dia hendak pitam, tak der nya berani jenis itu, yeoh. Saya rasa saya berani, kerana menjadi tugas saya menjaga hak saya kepada Sultan dan Agong, atau ketua negara, tanah air tempat saya dilahirkan bergenerasi, dan pemimpin yang kita pilih menjaga hak kehidupan kita didalam negara berdaulat Malaysia.

Saya rasa saya boleh membawa M16 atau “roket propeller” yang tecanggih untuk mempertahankan negara saya, didalam demostrasi betul-betul semasa itu. Dan hati saya berkata perbuatan saya betul dan dengan asas keberanian ini akan menambahkan semangat saya untuk berjuang kerana raja, bangsa dan tanah air. Ala, jikalau pergi demostrasi hendak rasa disembur air baik tak payah, kat bilek air rumah pun ada kalau hendak rasa sembur sembur semacam itu!. Tak ada faedahnya, pak cik mak cik semua. Baik tidur.

Bukan apa bro, saya baru lepas lihat filem P Ramlee, Sarjan Hassan. Naik semangat saya bro, saya tidak nampak bangsa lain lagi dah, semua bangsa sama sahaja, jahat jer kena lah engkau. Hey geram tenguk muka si Annuar ni, tak habis habis hendak punahkan kehidupan kita.

Bershit reformasi – ha ha ha ha, kena tangkap

Annuar demam kena “tombak“, Ambiga kena tangkap, Haji Hadi kena tangkap, he he he, Ngeh Koo Ham kena tangkap, Sivara Rasiah pun kena rasa tangkap, Dzulkeefly pun kena tangkap, semua geng reformasi kena tangkap.

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Kawan Nik Aziz kena tangkap, Koya Latheefa Koya koyak, pun kena tangkap,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Tian Chua kena tangkap

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Kena tangkap polis gigit polis,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

KJ kena tangkap

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Gelak sakan, bunyi besar sampai 300 ribu,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Kena tangkap polis

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ibrahim Ali tidak kena tangkap

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ibrahim Ali cekap.

Sam Ketot mana?

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha,

Dia montot, susah cari.

Kah kah kah

Kah kah kah

Kah kah kah

Sam Ketot.

Ibrahim Ali’s thought on Ant Nohwar’s Munkar Nakir Q&A time.

BOSS
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MN: “Ma Rabuuka

A: “Wait a second boss, look, I protest to how in the world could you ask me that, on what provisions that can happen, which sub-sections of the law  the authority that you are following to ask Me?. Furthermore, I will have my lawyers scrutinize the rules in which you use to ask me. You as an angel should know that I don’t even know your words used against me. Well, all the time  I use that language just to impress people , I don’t  understand a word of it. Karpal, come here, what the hell is this guy asking. Where am I huh, am I still here and or where am I?, How comes all these people here walk away from my place, how come I am alone here, and where is the light”

K:  “Wikileaks, Brusselsleaks, Openleaks, Juburlicks all these come out of sudden Sir, but you see, I can only use telepathy talking to you now, the third force  is so strong, I could not resist. May be you can or you can’t hear me at all, the line isn’t clear down there, is it?. I am on a tree next to you, ok. Hope my Maxis‘s line is ok up here, can you get me? Or perhaps you call Saudara Nicky, he can answer it for you at no time. He is out of the hospital. That’s what I heard.

A: “Look, Karpal, when I ask this bloke, he said your certificates as a lawyer here aren’t recognized. Did you attend the kind of houseman-ship this country needs before being appointed as a lawyer?, I guess no, he said so. And he said you are the  kind of  third class lawyer, the kind of class in the last coaches of the old Keretapi Tanah Melayu. Btw, did you apply for a panel with this authority to practice here huh?

K: No, not yet, who cares about panel, Sir, all of us have agreed to appoint anyone except Malays on all our panel ship, so don’t worry about it, in fact all our gangsters are on the panel ship, do you want me to call them Sir.

A: “No, no need, this guy said go to hell with your panel ship. Oh my, was he referring to me huh, about going to hell, or what was it, Karpal?

K: “Don’t know, Sir, it was possible, do you want me to postpone the Q&A Sir, what is the benefit of it, on going to hell, after all I believe you are one of people who betrothed by God to this country. How comes God wants and waiting for you in hell?

A: Yes, yes, yes , you are right. God doesn’t do that thing to me lah. BTW, look Karpal, this guy is with a big hammer in his hand. What should I do now?

K: “I told you before, Sir, have you ever listened?  BERTAUBAT.

A: “Ahya Karpal, you main main lah, where got road.

HR: “Kah, Kah, Kah, Kah,

 

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