Malay must know to be great by himself

Value (personal and cultural)

Value (personal and cultural) (Photo credit: Helgi Halldórsson/Freddi)

Be great is damn simple. Don’t follow old values. For example if the Chinese don’t like you, then simply you must hate them hundred times more. If they cheat on you once, you have to cheat on them hundred times more. That’s life.

This is a proactive value that all of us must follow. God permits that, I think.

Our old values aren’t worth following. Okay.

If you can’t afford buying a house, don’t buy, find an alternative, rent it first.

Don’t follow our values which aren’t practical anymore. If you can’t afford a car, then, don’t grumble a lot go and find alternative transport such as public transport.

In life, it is easy to have everything under one roof, if you are born rich. But many of us aren’t rich. For a start, be happy if you have a scholarship. No one would give you just that. Use the resources well and pass your exams and become professionally qualified.

Some of our values derived from Islam, but then, some of the values have evolved through time. For instance, very common you see guys at restaurants have to flip through their pockets to give money to strangers who come for donations. You don’t have to do that. We have a system where a donation is to be made. Zakat and other approved institutions are able to do that for you more efficiently. If someone says that you need to give donations to anyone who comes and requests help from you, you must not use this kind of value anymore and start thinking of you first. And that person who comes to you must also learn where to ask for donations. Even God asks us to do certain things before we do ask Him for help.

Our values must change. We shouldn’t follow blindly old traditions which don’t support our new lifestyle.

Similarly, respect the elders sounds good, but when they don’t add value to the traditions such as cheating, prone to ‘rasuah’, then the tradition with us to respect elders ends there. We must expose such a character and let the laws take their cause. We must not submit to this kind of tradition into our values anymore.

So we have people like Nazir Razak who is of the view that Azran’s brouhaha with Utusan and Perkasawere not the main cause of concern, but his leadership style that was the reason for good stewardship of Air Asia for us to see and appreciate and add to our new value.

Okay, that is it. Our value should therefore appreciate that kind of development, and if he by any chance mismanaged CIMB for whatever reasons, using new value we should hammer him from top to bottom every day. We don’t have to rationalize any other reason if he fails to do his duty well. We don’t care if he or she were the elites the sons of someone or relatives to whoever in the government. So, we are also absolutely responsible for what we do and do the job perfectly.

So the old value to respect elders now must end if he or she doesn’t submit to quality work for the organisation or the nation.

We are loyal to the country and whoever do likewise, be they a Malay or other races, we should hammer them from top to bottom. Whoever, being politicians or the elites. Don’t care, we are the same in the eyes of God.

You guys would expect that from this blog posting next. No more respect the elders who are liars.

Putra Jaya – Fakta Pekerja Kerajaan adalah Rakyat Kelantan harus di lihat secara serius dan di ganti dengan rakyat dari negeri lain.

Walaupun BN menang dengan majoriti 5, 541 undi, perkara yang ketara ialah bagaimana pegawai kerajaan boleh memberi undi kepada Husam Musa sebanyak 4,402 undi, sedangkan beliau adalah seorang pemimpin negeri Kelantan yang tidak mempunyai kaliber mempengaruhi pengundi celik mata dan hanya boleh mempengaruhi para pengundi kelas bawahan yang mempunyai daya fikiran rendah dan taksub.

Keputusan kerajaan Pusat mengambil para pekerja dari kalangan bawahan dari rakyat Kelantan dan di letak sebagai pengundi di Putra Jaya menimbul kan persepsi bahawa tindakan itu tidak memberi kesan positif keatas kalangan kaum ini yang masih taksub kepada pemimpin berkualiti rendah dari Kelantan. Di beri perkerjaan tetapi lawan boss. Buang lah jenis ini secepat mungkin. Ini berlaku di semua negara dunia. Harus di buang orang yang tidak berterima kasih kepada pertolongan orang lain.

Sudah sampai masa kerajaan menolak permintaan pekerjaan dari rakyat Kelantan, dan di beri peluang pekerjaan kepada rakyat dari negeri lain seperti Johor, Selangor, Kedah, dan lain lain negeri.

Jam Rolex Siam dan Lebuhraya Siam

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Jam Rolex Siam RM215 sepasang -pakai 1 tahun – Gambar diatas original. Original RM16,000.00

Sesungguhnya, Kelantan tidak sunyi dari mereka yang ingin berfesyen, dan fesyen yang glamour membawa erti bahawa kita telah berjaya.

Kerajaan PAS Kelantan pun sama, suka berfesyen. Suruh orang lihat bahawa mereka sudah berjaya.

Sungguh pun begitu, berfesyen membawa erti bahawa kita mesti berhabis wang untuk menjana diri keparas masyarakat berada dan memakai sebuah jam berjenama Rolek, membawa erti anda seorang yang mampu.

Malangnya, rakyat bawahan seperti dreber taxi roda tiga hanya mampu membeli jam Rolex Siam dan bergaya dengan benda tidak asli sebagai rujukan kepada ulama UMNO. Begitulah kata Nik Aziz.

Merendahkan akal budi penarik beca roda tiga dan drebar taxi prebet sapu di Kota Bharu dengan memberi kiasan bahawa mereka ini lah memakai jam tidak asli untuk bergaya. Sedangkan mereka lah tempat Nik Aziz bergantung harap sebagai pengerak ekonomi nasional kerajaan PAS.

Mereka tidak asli, mereka bukan original. Ini kaum bawahan yang membawa beca roda tiga dan para penduduk bawahan yang tidak berduit, tetapi ingin bergaya.

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Lebuharaya Siam RM200.00 (Majlis pecah tanah)  – Lebuh raya pakai Buang.- Gambar Lebuhraya Siam

Walhal, para pemimpin ini juga adalah golongan yang sama seperti yang kena tuduh. Tuduh dreber taxi pakai rolex tipu, mereka lagi lah low class kerana pakai lebuhraya tipu.

Yaitu, Lebuhraya Siam, pakai buang dalam seminggu.

Kerana ingin berfesyen, pakai jalanraya Siam pun boleh lah.

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Lebuhraya original – NKVE

Lebuhraya original seperti jam rolex, tahan lama.

Jangan tuduh orang bawahan pakai jam rolex tipu. Kalau nak suruh orang pakai original, awak sebagai pemimpin harus tunjuk tauladan yang betul seperti buat benda yang berbentuk original di Kelantan.

Ubah dan Tukar Kerajaan Kelantan yang pandai menuduh orang tidak original. Sendiri mahu ingat, diri sendiri tu original kah?

Jom tukar kepada original – Aku Janji Janji Di Tepati – 7 dalam 1, Pilihan Bijak.

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Tentang Isteri, Bini, Berbini dan Bini Bini, dan tino.

Jangan salah faham, ini hanya boleh di guna pakai untuk orang orang PAS sahaja.

Kerana, urusan isteri kepada orang PAS adalah urusan “second thing in my mind” yang penting PAS adalah sebuah jentera, sebuah toll plaza, untuk memunggut duit derma, untuk kegiatan kegiatan parti.

Apa yang isteri tidak tahu, kegiatan parti mereka itu termasuk parti berbini, parti bini bini, parti bertino tino. Isteri di climatekan dengan aku janji “mu lawan mu talak satu” sindrom, maka urusan “second thing in my mind” jadi urusan utama apabila wang derma penuh kocek.

Berbini itu bagi orang PAS, sedap dan lazat. Omm!, seperti iklan KFC, sedap dan lazat!!. Kita nampak dengan jelas dari video video perlakuan berbini atau bertino orang PAS. Bagaimana suara “his, his, his, omh” terkeluar mulut dan gerak nafas semasa berbini. You know, semacam kambing janapari. Dan semakin kuat bila bini bini mengerang. Seperti liur terkeluar bila lihat nasi ayam semasa lapar.

Bagi PAS berbini benda okay. Berzina pun okay. Kedua dua nya sama.

Bagi yang berusia berpangkat datuk, ulang tayang video kegiatan Parti itu boleh memberi kesan kepada cucu dan anak anak serta isteri masing masing.

Aku harap, kegiatan derma dalam PAS di hentikan. Dengan kurang duit derma kegiatan parti seperti berbini bini akan kurang dan menyelamatkan isteri isteri para orang orang Islam. Katakan Islam menyanjung tinggi kaum Wanita?.

When man and man walk hand in hand, he is a puffy, so the European says. In the end it is true.

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Okay, we agree for your people to build anything higher than mosque, after all we are brothers, and religion is only the art in politics. Whats religion?

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Good grief, beoutieeefool, woonnnderrfool and glaacious. Do you want to embrace me too?

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Seen all over the state

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Can I build a statue that tall too?

Bersama kepimpinan foolamak.

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“Melayu berpecah kedalam dua kumpulan”.

Sebenarnya tidak. Melayu tidak berpecah kedalam mana mana kumpulan pun. Melayu hanya satu. Yaitu yang mengamal cara kehidupan Melayu, bertutur bahasa Melayu, dan beragama Islam.

Yang berpecah bukan kumpulan Melayu. Mereka adalah kumpulan foolamak. Yaitu, manusia seolah-olah Melayu, tetapi tidak Melayu, mengamal kehidupan asing dari adat resam Melayu, seperti memakai jubah dan turban, dan memilih hidup seakan akan manusia tetapi bukan manusia, berbahasa asing dari Bahasa Melayu, dan mengaku mengamal hidup seperti orang bunian.

Sekiranya masyarakat mengkalsifikasikan kelompok manusia ini sebagai Melayu, maka itu menjadi satu kesilapan besar di dalam klasifikasi tersebut dan harus membetulkan klasifikasi itu sebaiknya selepas ini.

Kepimpinan foolamak adalah satu kepimpinan manusia jenis ini, dan organisasi itu tidak mengamal agama Islam. Mereka mengamal agama menyerupai agama Islam. Menyerupai dan agama Islam sebenar adalah dua perkara yang berbeza. Menyerupai adalah satu perbuatan ikutan, manakala agama Islam sebenar adalah sebuah ajaran sah mengikut al Quran dan Sunnah Nabi.

Foolamak tidak mengikut al Quran, tetapi hanya meniru dari ikutan al Quran.

Dalil pertama, al Quran menyatakan jangan menipu rakyat. Mereka menipu rakyat didalam semua segi, termasuk hal hal pembahagian tanah. Dalil kedua, Allah itu hanya satu, tetapi mereka berkata Allah itu adalah anak tuhan, bapa tuhan dan roh suci. Mereka boleh mencerai isteri tanpa peduli undang undang. Mereka zalim keatas kaum mereka sendiri dengan memberi air minuman dari neraka.

Saudara boleh mengkaji kepimpinan foolamak yang di uar uarkan oleh para foolamak mereka ini, dan sudah tentu masyarakat yang berbahasa asing dan berpakaian asing tersebut bukan golongan umat Melayu, kerana Melayu ialah satu bangsa yang mengamal kehidupan adat resam Melayu, serta beragama Islam. Para pengendali foolamak adalah umat dari kaum rakyat asing yang telah menyerap ke dalam wajah Melayu dan mereka bukan sahaja bercakap bahasa asing didalam sebutan harian tetapi mereka juga melakukan perbuatan yang pelik pelik seperti berpakaian jubah dan turban serta meletakan celak kening yang hitam legam dan menghantuk dahi ke simen supaya hitam legam.

Sah, mereka ini bukan Melayu. Mereka juga bukan orang Arab atau orang orang bangsa Negro. Bentuk badan serupa kaum Melayu, tetapi, mereka itu sebenarnya bukan Melayu. Mereka orang bunian kut!!.

Kesimpulan Melayu tidak berpecah sedikit pun. Kerana kumpulan yang disangka Melayu didalam barisan foolamak yang dikatakan berpecah belah itu sebenarnya bukan orang-orang Melayu.

Dan kini, kita orang orang Melayu tulin, akan mengambil balik negeri mereka dari mahluk asing di Kelantan, supaya kumpulan foolamak itu di tumpaskan dan diberi kaunselling supaya mereka menjadi manusia yang berguna kepada Malaysia dan dan lain-lain negara yang berdekatan.dan kembali kepada agama Islam tulin.

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“Heh Dik, mu gi Doa BN KO gih. Biar mampus BN. He he he”. Jelmaan Islam dalam Kristianity atau Hinduism?

PS: Patulah, rupa nya mereka ini makhluk asing. Sembahyang pun di bawah pokok. Silap betul kita pilih foolamak.

If you’re so confused let read why Bible is of no use literally

By David Lose, Author, “Making Sense of Scripture”

I don’t read the Bible this way, and can’t imagine doing so. Here are four reasons why:

1) Nowhere does the Bible claim to be inerrant.

That’s right. At no place in its more than 30,000 verses does the Bible claim that it is factually accurate in terms of history, science, geography and all other matters (the technical definition of inerrancy). “Inerrant” itself is not a word found in the Bible or even known to Christian theologians for most of history. Rather, the word was coined in the middle of the 19th century as a defensive counter measure to the increased popularity of reading the Bible as one would other historical documents and the discovery of manifold internal inconsistencies and external inaccuracies.

The signature verse most literalists point to is 2 Timothy 3:16: “All scripture is inspired by God and is useful for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness.” But one can confess that Scripture is inspired by God without resorting to claims that it contains no factual errors. We normally use the language of inspiration in just this way, describing a painting, a performance of Chopin, or even a good lecture as inspired. What binds the various and sundry texts found in the Bible together may be precisely that they are all inspired by the authors’ experience of the living God. There is no hint that the authors of the Bible imagined that what they were writing was somehow supernaturally guaranteed to be factually accurate. Rather, biblical authors wrote in order to be persuasive, hoping that by reading their witness you would come to believe as they did (see John 20:30-31).

2) Reading the Bible literally distorts its witness.

In the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, and Luke, Jesus drives the moneychangers out of the Jerusalem Temple in the days immediately preceding his crucifixion. In the Gospel of John, he does this near the beginning of his ministry, two years before his death. Similarly, in Matthew, Mark, and Luke, the day Jesus is crucified is named as the Passover, while in John it is the Day of Preparation; that is, the day before Passover. Inconsistencies like this are part of what undermines claims to inerrancy of not just the gospels but also many other books in the Bible.

But if the primary intention of the biblical authors was not to record history — in the post-Enlightenment sense we take for granted today — but instead to confess faith, then these differences are not troubling inconsistencies to be reconciled but rather helpful clues to understanding the confession of the author. So rather than ask who got it right, we might instead wonder why John describes these events differently than the other Evangelists. As it turns out, both of these examples stem from John’s theological claim that Jesus is the new Passover lamb. For this reason, once he begins his ministry there is no need for Temple sacrifice, and he is crucified on the same day — indeed, at the exact hour — at which the Passover lambs were sacrificed on the Day of Preparation.

You can attempt to reconcile these and other discrepancies in the biblical witness, of course, and literalists have published books almost as long as the Bible attempting to do just that. In the case of the different timeframes for the cleansing of the Temple, for instance, one might suggest that Jesus did this twice, once at the beginning of his ministry and then again, for good measure, two years later. But far from “rescuing” the gospels, such an effort distorts their distinct confession of faith by rendering an account of Jesus’ life that none of the canonical accounts offers.

3) Most Christians across history have not read the Bible literally.

We tend to think of anything that is labeled “conservative” as being older and more traditional. Oddly enough, however, the doctrine of inerrancy that literalists aim to conserve is only about a century and a half old. Not only did many of the Christian Church’s brightest theologians not subscribe to anything like inerrancy, many adamantly opposed such a notion. For instance, St. Augustine — rarely described as a liberal — lived for many years at the margins of the church. An impediment to his conversation was precisely the notion that Christians took literally stories like that of Jonah spending three days in the belly of a whale. It was not until Ambrose, bishop of Milan, introduced Augustine to allegorical interpretation — that is, that stories can point metaphorically to spiritual realities rather than historical facts — that Augustine could contemplate taking the Bible (and those who read it!) seriously.

The point isn’t that pre-modern Christians approached the Bible with the same historically conscious skepticism of the Bible’s factual and scientific veracity that modern interpreters possess. Earlier Christians — along with almost everyone else who lived prior to the advent of modernity — simply didn’t imagine that for something to be true it had to be factually accurate, a concern only advanced after the Enlightenment. Hence, four gospels that diverged at different points, far from troubling earlier Christians, was instead seen as a faithful and fitting recognition that God’s truth as revealed in Jesus was too large to be contained by only one perspective. Flattening the biblical witness to conform to a reductionist understanding of truth only limits the power of Scripture. As Karl Barth, arguably the twentieth century’s greatest theologian, once said, “I take the Bible too seriously to read it literally.”

4) Reading the Bible literally undermines a chief confession of the Bible about God.

Read the Bible even for a little while and you’ll soon realize that most of the major characters are, shall we say, less than ideal. Abraham passes his wife off as his sister — twice! — in order to save his skin. Moses is a murderer. David sleeps around. Peter denies Jesus three times. Whatever their accomplishments, most of the “heroes of the faith” are complicated persons with feet of clay. And that’s the point: the God of the Bible regularly uses ordinary people to accomplish extraordinary things.

Why, then, treat the Bible itself differently? Rather than imagine that the Bible was also written by ordinary, fallible people, inerrantists have made the Bible an other-wordly, supernatural document that runs contrary to the biblical affirmation that God chooses ordinary vessels — “jars of clay,” the Apostle Paul calls them — to bear an extraordinary message. In fact, literalists unwittingly ascribe to the Bible the status of being “fully human and fully divine” that is normally reserved only for Jesus.

Read God’s written statements everyday, if you must.

The only one religion in this world that has a written statement from creator of the universe is Islam, and that written statement is Koran.

Read it everyday if you must, and that makes you “faith literate”. In the current turmoil of the world politics, where lies are abundance, the politicians surely in dire need of a constant touch on the reality, and that surely isn’t available from the mouth of the people from next door, to be safe it must be a God given statement.

Once a reluctant debater on religion, and co-spinner Alastair Campbell famous “”We don’t do God”, Mr Tony Blair has become increasing open about the impotance of religion. Mr Blair said reading the Islamic religion‘s holy book – considered by Muslims to be the exact words of God – ensured he remained ‘faith-literate’.

He was Prime Minister when the July 7 suicide bombers attacked London in 2005, murdering 52 innocent people.

Not only does reading the Koran support his peace envoy role, it also gives him something in common with sister-in-law Lauren Booth.

Journalist Miss Booth – Cherie Blair’s half sister – raised eyebrows after announcing last October that she had converted to Islam after what she described as a ‘holy experience’ during a visit to a shrine in Iran.

In 2006 he said the Koran was a ‘reforming book, it is inclusive. It extols science and knowledge and abhors superstition. It is practical and way ahead of its time in attitudes to marriage, women and governance’.

If people of other religions believe in the Koran, words from God, who are we if we still make reference to other written statements which are not realistic?

Read more here: Mail Online .

When you were in heaven and dropped to earth

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When you were in heaven and dropped to earth.

In between the travel time, that was from heaven to earth, and when your father and mother were making love, for which you were about to be born, then much depend much on how hard they were doing things they supposed to do. You know what I mean.

Those hard works, those skills, and those permissions; God only knows, and when your soul was about to be given to your father’s spermatozoon,  X sex chromosome and a Y sex chromosome to your mother’s other half load of an ovum for 23 chromosomes or more, then you stood up and said;

“God, please wait a while, I want to be a Malay, can’t I, please?”

Or,

“God, who are these people, those two who are making love to lure me here? Are they the Malays, if they are, please I don’t want to be in one of those chromosomes, will you do me a favor not to bring my soul here and bring it somewhere else, Sir?”

Well, only those with a seventh Dan black belt talk about those skills when and how you can ask God. Even so, how the hell can one explain it?

Even in “tasauf” that I learned not a few years ago it was forbidden to ask such a question. How can you say that you don’t want be a certain kind of people, a race, or whatever, or asking God why the hell he sends you as a Malay. It is up to God to say so. “Kun fayakun”, that is it, who are you to say no.

Later when you are a Malay, if you like, then make improvements to your own race if don’t like the kind of things that it hasn’t have.

Do you still remember that travel time you had?,  well, I don’t.

Oh my, this is killing me softly with his words…

Salam.

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PAS Baru Tahu Penyembah Batu Menang

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Musuh Islam adalah orang kafir sejak beribu tahun lagi, jadi pandai pandai lah mencari kawan. Belajar dengan UMNO. Image via Wikipedia

Orang berkata berkawan pilih pilih, musuh jangan dicari. Kalau sudah berkawan dan tiba tiba menjadi musuh, maka jangan marahkan orang lain, marah lah diri sendiri. Buat baik berpada pada buat jahat jangan sekali. Budi yang baik dikenang jua. Dimana budi DAP?

Ini adalah kerana berkawan dengan orang jahil dan tidak menghormati agama Islam sememangnya akan menjadi masaalah sampai hari kiamat. Jadi berhati hati lah.

Pengalaman parti UMNO berkawan dengan MIC, MCA dan lain lain sebenarnya didengki oleh ulamak PAS. Sebab, ilmu ini tiada dikalangan orang PAS pantai timur.

Pertelingkahan di antara Encik Rohnie Liu dengan Datuk Hasssan Mohamed Ali kedua dua nya adalah Exco kerajaan negeri Selangor berkenaan larangan keatas umat Islam berkerja di tempat tempat menyediakan minuman keras, bersimpul dari dua perkara utama, iaitu;

  • Satu adalah kerana mereka tidak boleh berkawan. Islam dengan bukan Islam, jauh api dengan para.
  • Satu lagi kerana kekuatan kuasa politik. PAS kecil bilangan dan DAP besar. Ingat ini.

Perlanggaran dasar pemerintahan ini amat jelas di dalam Pakatan Rakyat. Walaupun Datuk Nik Aziz berpendapat DAP akan mendekati Islam secara lebih dekat sekira nya PAS berkawan baik dengan DAP sebagai rakan kongsi PR, perbalahan seperti ini akan tetap berlaku sampai kiamat.

Bagi DAP kuasa politik adalah segala segala nya. Agama tidak penting bagi mereka kerana Islam itu adalah agama orang Melayu, bukan orang Cina.

Jadi dimana kah kemanafaatan pengksongsian kuasa poltik PAS dengan DAP didalam isu isu agama?

Ini lah silapnya bila kuasa politik dibenarkan kepada sebuah parti yang ingkar keatas agama Islam dari awal lagi. Mereka akan ingkar terhadap agama Islam itu sampai kiamat.

Datuk Nik Aziz sudah membuat kesilapan besar kerana PAS diherdik sedemikian rupa serta perbalahan asas agama seperti ini akan tetap berlaku selagi PAS dan DAP tidak sehaluan.

Saya melihat Datuk Hassan Mohamed Ali mempunyai keberanian politik yang tinggi didalam isu ini apabila menentang keputusan Encik Rohnie Liu. Saya ucapkan syabas kepada beliau.

Walaupun kerajaan MB Tan Sri Khalid telah mengambil jalan tengah dengan menawar sebuah tabung kewangan bagi membantu para pekerja Melayu diberhentikan sebenarnya ini tidak menjadi isu, yang menjadi isu besar adalah keputusan dibuat berdasarkan kuasa politik oleh DAP dan dilihat secara khusus bertujuan meliberalkan undang undang agama Islam di Selangor.

Hancur Islam kerana ulamak PAS ingin berbaik baik dengan kaum Cina yang telah tinggal 100 tahun di Malaysia tetapi masih tidak mengerti dan faham bahasa dan agama negara ini. Sembahyang politik PAS tidak akan meyelamatkan agama mereka lagi. Penyembah batu dan besi akan menentukan prinsip kuasa politik dan tiada agenda khas keatas kegunaan agama Islam di Malaysia.

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Ibrahim Ali’s thought on Ant Nohwar’s Munkar Nakir Q&A time.

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MN: “Ma Rabuuka

A: “Wait a second boss, look, I protest to how in the world could you ask me that, on what provisions that can happen, which sub-sections of the law  the authority that you are following to ask Me?. Furthermore, I will have my lawyers scrutinize the rules in which you use to ask me. You as an angel should know that I don’t even know your words used against me. Well, all the time  I use that language just to impress people , I don’t  understand a word of it. Karpal, come here, what the hell is this guy asking. Where am I huh, am I still here and or where am I?, How comes all these people here walk away from my place, how come I am alone here, and where is the light”

K:  “Wikileaks, Brusselsleaks, Openleaks, Juburlicks all these come out of sudden Sir, but you see, I can only use telepathy talking to you now, the third force  is so strong, I could not resist. May be you can or you can’t hear me at all, the line isn’t clear down there, is it?. I am on a tree next to you, ok. Hope my Maxis‘s line is ok up here, can you get me? Or perhaps you call Saudara Nicky, he can answer it for you at no time. He is out of the hospital. That’s what I heard.

A: “Look, Karpal, when I ask this bloke, he said your certificates as a lawyer here aren’t recognized. Did you attend the kind of houseman-ship this country needs before being appointed as a lawyer?, I guess no, he said so. And he said you are the  kind of  third class lawyer, the kind of class in the last coaches of the old Keretapi Tanah Melayu. Btw, did you apply for a panel with this authority to practice here huh?

K: No, not yet, who cares about panel, Sir, all of us have agreed to appoint anyone except Malays on all our panel ship, so don’t worry about it, in fact all our gangsters are on the panel ship, do you want me to call them Sir.

A: “No, no need, this guy said go to hell with your panel ship. Oh my, was he referring to me huh, about going to hell, or what was it, Karpal?

K: “Don’t know, Sir, it was possible, do you want me to postpone the Q&A Sir, what is the benefit of it, on going to hell, after all I believe you are one of people who betrothed by God to this country. How comes God wants and waiting for you in hell?

A: Yes, yes, yes , you are right. God doesn’t do that thing to me lah. BTW, look Karpal, this guy is with a big hammer in his hand. What should I do now?

K: “I told you before, Sir, have you ever listened?  BERTAUBAT.

A: “Ahya Karpal, you main main lah, where got road.

HR: “Kah, Kah, Kah, Kah,

 

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The Power of Water and God (Tuhan).

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When God (Tuhan) gives water to an area exceeding the need of its people and plant, the water has the power to kill almost everyone there by creating a flood.  When He gives a lesser amount, its people and the living things will die of thirst.

By making an equilibrium in the water supply during the high and low sessions, man controls dignity of human being and living things either they should die or live. And an act by man in this world however is always an act for getting rewards, in contradistinction to an act by God, to punish or teach human being lessons.

Selangor‘s government is making a fuss about this whole Syabas thing because they want to control  dignity of human beings and the living things in the state of Selangor. By controlling the human being in the state to get rewards in way that please  them most. At the moment, Syabas is controlling your soul and by not paying the fees for water, you will die of thirst, or face uncouth cleanliness or cleanses before you can meet you true God, or face losses in business everyday.

That’s how powerful is the power of water in today’s urban living, the same samples can be found in other urban civilizations such as Roman Empire.

Selangor wants to control human beings, it is a big business for all people who follow this group of people.

Power of God can be seen or sometimes cannot be seen. Nik Aziz says that he could control the will of God, thus Heaven is always for Pas and that some “doa” he committed to all that betrayed him. God always gives time for some people to repent. If you commits sins, a lot of sins, heavy sins, God will show you how you should make good of your sins.

To know human being’s characters sometimes is good to look around you in the group of primates. People tend to follow their characters in time of need. Beruk will lie still as if he is dead, because he knows human beings are pointing guns at him. Until and when these people are away from the place, he wakes up and run into the jungle.

When SPRM hunts through a list of people including the great Javanese man, the former MB of Selangor, many people in the list will follow this beruk’s character, by the very nature of a human being. And you will see some people driven  to hospitals because human beings need medical care especially true when they are acting as a primate.

The thing is this in the above two episodes, man always wants to be a God, controlling you everywhere, so that he can earn better livings than most of you can.

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Leprosy virus begins to eat the Kelantanse’s skinhead meat.

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Only those who know the reason for GOD destroying meat of human beings, those apostrophe, those who condemn other Muslim as sinister, those fellow Muslim as kafir,  as now God begins to show human being in Machang, Kuala Krai, Kota Bahru, Pasir Mas, how leprosy virus will take back their meats, flatted from their own mouth full of sin.

Malaysia has been declared as a free leprosy country, but yet, God is great, it comes back to haunt the Kelantanese, no matter how great is Malaysia  in achieving the freedom out of leprosy.

Beware, only GALAS is free of leprosy. Come ye the old men, give ye heart to your ONLY God, who never cheat and lie, live among us the good people of Kelantan.

My only doa, is that, people of Kelantan will learn the lesson from their own God, and that, leprosy will enter Pulau Pinang too, to eat the meat of people who recite Quran for a cheap sale. And my last prayer is that God gives this leprosy virus to Kalipahlimpegangcepat Omar, Phd (degree paling hasad dengki dari universiti Nanyang) , the cheap imitator of the great Islamic leader of this century, during this outbreak, quickly. Ameen, Ya Rabill Alamin.

Note: Sent a SMS to sister in Mecca now, to recite the same against the above cruel leaders who lead these people to leprosy by acting against the God, recite Quran and enter the mosque for cheap sale in politics. But yet, nonbelievers themselves. Ameen.

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My house is made of a round timber joist, woodern plank floors, and nipah roof,

I suspended my friends from seeing me at my house, always accepted those really close to visit me, because my house is never a home of this century, it is a home that is unfit for today’s generation.

It is hard for me to a buy a house here, when I ran away from Kelantan to live here in the state that doesn’t belong to me. I can do a similar state of home, a similar round timber joist, wooden plank floor but with improvement to a zinc roofing home. That is the choice between making provisions for food and housing, when on a small salary, food takes a major portion of it, and leaves the balance for the woods that structure my home.

The balance of what is left out of my salary, saved for 15 years, is used to travel for umrah where I spent quality time with God and my wife. In a cheap hotel.

This is my leader, who said a lot about helping me and my family and my people. I am very sad that he had done nothing, even not giving me an opportunity to progress in my state. Nothing and nothing at all. He lives a healthy life on my deception of his politics.

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DAP uhhh, what a shitting lying baby doll same as the blackened forehead Muslims.

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A new evolution of Islam that has been introduced in this country is now mushrooming very fast since 2008.

The followers are normally those with white robe and beard, with some black spots on the forehead indicating others are lamed and not worthy of God calling as these spots on their foreheads were a kind of show proof of their high obedience standard or KPI resulted from a lot of “sujud” during midnight prayers.

For some of you “sujud” means putting your forehead nicely on the prayer mats in a place to give respect to your God during the prayer, whilst for these people, probably it was an exercise to hit one forehead with a big stone placed under the prayer mats.

From these hard exercises that would blacken the forehead a bit in temptations to show others that they have performed a better prayer to the God and therefore they should be respected highly among the group members.

And respect they get. In time when people of different races and of different religions come to the surau to assist or for whatever motifs that will be these are the people who will allow whatever unprecedented Islamic manners uncommon to this country to be a new rule, albeit a new Islam.

This new revolution of Islam confuses a lot of people, and in a plain word that includes everybody, Muslim and non-Muslim alike.

The worst affected non-Muslim are those in DAP; first thing most of them are blind of local custom although they have been with the Muslim over 100 years in generation. Some of them don’t even speak Malay correctly to understand some simple words blackened foreheads said; even I don’t, and  then how on the earth the “China School- China School all the time ” baby doll would ever understand. Their ignorance of the local custom reflects unworthiness of citizenship given by the government, but when questioned about this inability refuted with racist statements.

Knowing a little Bahasa doesn’t stop them from being an MP, that is how wonderful this country is for some, but it’s a pain in the ass for many Malays. Anyone for that matter can be an MP; even an Australian aborigine can be elected to be an MP of any constituency if the government decides to grant a citizenship. Both of these groups are of equal standing ; understanding local custom wise, or perhaps the ones from down under could be a much better citizen, in learning.

There are too many countries in this One Malaysia, and that is why people with open mind are going crazy with the sloppiness of some of the given citizens who know nut but only know to build little red boxes in front of their home indicating of their hunting ground. They are the same with blackened forehead Muslims. Damn stupid ignorance chauvinist bigots.

Let trade them with Dirham shall we, and bring the most heinous thugs of the society to Kelantan the trouble-shooter state which wants these folks. There are sleeping Ulamaks there to step on.

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