Example of a written resume for students of higher learning

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Railroad signals of North America Resume Speed after temporary restricted speed. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This is a first lesson for students of higher learning.  Especially for those students in the Kementerian Pelajaran, please note that our first lesson in how to write a proper resume is by using other people’s resume as an example. To make this a worthwhile lesson, we use an example in the resume from P. Kamalanathan, the so famous politician cum public relation officer in the government.

A first test on a crisis management for P. Kamalanathan‘s so well acclaimed experience in the public relation is the toilet cum the bathing room cum the canteen.

P Kamalanathan in his public resume wrote,

“I have the ability to assess the situation from inside and outside the organization as all stakeholders might perceive it and at the same time would be able to identify the techniques needed to solve or prevent a crisis before it blows out of context.

Probably all persons would have written the above sentence and perhaps it is a normal resume when you want to elaborate your experience in the public relation issue that is involving a crisis management.

Oh well, I would probably write the same thing if I were to get a job for any public relation work in any company, but when I get into problems which are fully described as in my resume, I would make certain my written statement as in the resume fits that of my experience. As a teacher, however, I won’t recommend you to do that. I certainly like to say, I will do what ever a man can do, just like a professional would normally do.

Otherwise, you know, one who is without the necessary experience would jump into making a biased conclusion before asessing of the situation from inside and outside by saying ” Menjadikan bilek persalinan sebagai tempat makan sementara untuk para pelajar bukan beragama Islam pada bulan Ramadan adalah tidak sesuai sama sekali. Perkara ini tidak harus berlaku. Saya kecewa. Kementerian memandang serius perkara ini dan meminta BPSH untuk membuat siasatan serta merta dan katakan kepada kita mengapa tindakan tidak boleh di ambil terhadap pegawai yang membuat keputusan itu.”

All stakeholders might perceive it. Forget about the protocol here, whether you need to ask your boss before voicing out the word of frustration as the whole issue involve Indian’s stakeholders or not. Whose stakeholder is this resume resumed to?. When he did a cursory inspection later the next day, we heard the tone of the voice was a bit mild. In that he had identified the techniques needed to solve or prevent a crisis before it blew out of context. Oh well, it had blown out of context after all.

In our example, the writer of the resume, as informed via the media,  solved the whole problems affecting toilet cum canteen by issuing a cheque for RM10, 000. Probably in Malaysia, that is the best solution for all critical issues. Give money.

For students, writing a resume is a very important exercise. Please make sure what you have written was the whole truth of your capability. If you’re not capable at certain level, please say so. Make sure the written statements don’t lie. At any time, your real work during a crisis would prove whether what written are the whole truth or the whole lie.

Students; as a test for today’s lesson, please write your resume containing the whole truth about yourself, and hand it over to my pigeon box by 10 am tomorrow morning. Anybody who submits it late, a penalty of  RM10,000 will be imposed and added to to your tuition fee. Okay. Bye, Good day, and see ya all tomorrow.

You think it’s an easy job arrr, looking for his DNA, it could have been anywhere!

Now look for it in all big holes too and of course that was after we had failed finding it in smaller holes.

Muah, muah, muah!.

A though job really.

Don’t you agree?  Yes I do.

kah kah kah.

Libya terkini: Tembakan tepat dan jitu dari tentera Libya

Tentera yang berpaling tadah melawan Gaddafi 14 hari dahulu kini merasa bahang kekianatan mereka menjadi penderhaka kepada Gaddafi dengan serangan tepat dari tentera kerajaan Libya. (Gambar Reuters)

Libya terkini: Gaddafi kesian rakyat, tembak main main sebelum ini. Tetapi setelah mereka membakar bangunan awam dan merosakan peralatan dikawasan bandar dan bertindak ganas mengunakan senjata moden kearah tentera kerajaan, tentera Gaddafi bertindak membalas dengan mengunakan kekuatan sebenar tentera kerajaan Libya.

Setelah dapat mengawal bandar-bandar di Tripoli dan beberapa bandar termasuk Sirte dengan mengunakan jet dan hanya menembak kearah padang pasir tentera Gaddafi hari ini telah mengunakan tentera dengan tembakan tepat kearah pemberontak dan menyebabkan para pemberontak bersenjata moden lari lintang pukang. Pemberontak ganas sekarang ini merasa keganasan mereka itu di balas dengan kekuatan sebenar penembak tepat mengunakan peralatan-peralatan perang berteknolgi tinggi oleh para tentera Libya.

Tentera Gaddafi telah mengunakan kekuatan sebenar tentera keatas para pemberontak di bandar Zawiya. Banyak kawasan dibandar itu hancur lebur.

Terdapat kecederaan dikalangan pemberontak yang mengunakan senjata moden kerana tentera Gaddafi telah mengunakan lebih 50 kereta kebal dan 120 separa berat menyerang kedudukan pemberontak disitu kira-kira 50km ke barat Tripoli.

Di Ras Lanuf jet pejuang Shukoi menyerang dengan mengunakan peluru berpandu kearah kawasan perumahan yang dikenalpasti sebagai sarang ketua pemberontak dan perusuh Libya.

Sebelum ini ketua pemberontak menolak usul mengadakan meja rundingan yang di utarakan oleh pihak tentera Gaddafi bagi membenarkan Gaddafi keluar Libya.

Kerajaan Libya tidak menghantar pegawai mereka tetapi telah menghantar para peguam dari Tripoli bagi membuat rundingan dan menjadi pengantara diantara kerajaan dan pemberontak.

Col Gaddafi berkata beliau tidak boleh meletak jawatan kerana beliau tidak ada apa-apa jawatan didalam kerajaan Libya dan kerajaan Libya telah pun diserahkan kepada rakyat Libya bertahun-tahun dahulu.

Pihak Col Gaddafi percaya mereka telah memenangi kawasan rusuhan dan telah mengawal selia dan menguatkuasa pegangan kawasan yang di penuhi oleh perusuh dan pemberontak ganas sebelum ini.

Yousef Shakir, penasihat kabinet Libya berkata: “Tentera kerajaan telah mengambil keputusan buat pertama kali membersih semua bandar dari gerombalan pemberontak dan petualang negara Libya. Tentera telah melakukan dengan berhati-hati sebelum ini dikawasan penduduk awam di barat Libya dan mereka akan terus ke Benghazi.”

“Kami tidak tahu berapa banyak yang tercedera atau terbunuh di Zawiya,” petikan dari penduduk bandar itu.

Hari Isnin lalu tentera kerajaan telah mengambil alih dan membersih bandar Bin Jawab dari gerombolan pemeberontak yang dilihat bersenjata moden. Pada hari Selasa dengan mengunakan jet pejuang, kapal laut disediakan dengan helikopter dan peralatan perang berat dan moden, serangan yang lebih tepat mengena sasaran daripada sebelum ini, dimana ramai yang berpendapat tentera hanya menghalakan sasaran peluru ke arah padang pasir bagi mengelak kecederaan orang ramai.

Dengan keadaan strategi baru ini dari pihak tentera Gaddafi, amat mustahil pemberontak mempercayai cadangan rundingan dari kerajaan.

Ketua pemberontak berkata cadangan bahawa Col Gaddafi melepaskan jawatan itu sebagai tidak munasabah kerana sekarang ini mereka telah menunjukkan kepakaran dan kehebatan tentera mereka bagi menghancurkan pemberontak dan perusuh.

Keadaan huru hara dikalangan pemberontak juga dikesan setelah mereka gagal duduk bersama dan bersatu dibawah naungan sebuah Majlis Bertindak Bersama Libya yang telah ditubuhkan oleh mereka sebelum ini. Ketua pemberontak yang mengangotai Majlis badan bertindak untuk Libya itu didapati tidak mempunyai hubungan rapat dengan para perusuh dan penunjuk perasaan Libya. Sekiranya ini berlaku sudah tentu amaran Col Gaddfi bahawa ketua pemberontak itu terdiri dari orang yang dipengaruh oleh kuasa luar dan para kumpulan pengganas Al-Qaeda itu adalah satu kenyataan yang boleh dipercayai banyak pihak.

Walaupun kuasa luar dan PBB berusaha untuk campur tangan dan mencadangkan kawasan larangan kapal terbang resolusi dan lain-lain usul itu bagaimana pun harus mendapat persetujuan masyarakat dunia dan dipersetujui oleh PBB sebelum dapat dilaksanakan. Kemungkinan Benghazi akan dibersihkan oleh tentera Gaddafi dalam masa terdekat dan pembaruan keatas kerajaan Libya dapat dilaksanakan setelah pemberontak ganas menyerah diri atau terbunuh. Beberapa orang pemberontak yang menjadi tahanan tentera Gaddafi telah memberitahu bahawa mereka adalah pejuang yang dilatih sebelum ini untuk tujuan pemberontakan.

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sumber berita: BBC, AFP, Hunffingtonpostcom, Al-Jazeera

Why a few have over exegerating benefits? Not us?

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Too much benefit - A shrewed buying votes but who voted? (Image by Fibonacci Blue via Flickr)

He wasn’t in the mood to converse freely but then as we had plenty of time waiting for the girls to mend their hostel’s bed and get the stuffs neatly in the lockers we forced a brief conversation. By the look, he was a pure PAS member. Or, perhaps, he was the follower, if he wasn’t the member.

Yes” he said, when I asked him did he hate the present government. I wasn’t sure which government he had that yes referred to. “Those who work in the government, as if they are the king of the land” he refused to acknowledge the workforce behind the government works.

“They have everything under the sky, go to the hotel, get government discounts, go the hospital pay a nominal fee. We, fishmongers, who have very limited in life, have everything under the sky to shoulder. What is so great becoming the government servants? Work in a slow as if no life sort of work, they are pampered with so much benefit. Why the government wants so many votes from them?” He started to voice the yes he had referred which government he hated a while ago.

“The government should provide amenities and the public services to the public, but with a cost. Little is taken back from their staffs, so much so, even the party members from the opposition are using the benefits out from the government while serving in the government offices, but little does that the government knows they supported DAP and PAS or PKR instead” he continued.

“We are asked to support BN. We don’t work in the government because we take the opportunity in the private sector. However, being in the private sector today we are on the reverse as the economy is bad. The government is paying handsome salaries and benefits for everything under sky to the workforce, as if we are at fault. We feel bad.” He stopped when he saw his daughter came out from the dormitory.

I think he is right. I was asked by the hotel receptionist during the check-in whether I was a government servant. If I were, I would have a special discount. This is sometimes unfair, especially true when little money is chasing too much good that everyone is in need.

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